The Music Has Now Stopped!

PLEASE FIND A SEAT AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE SO WE MAY PROCEED WITH BUSINESS. IF YOU FIND THERE IS NO CHAIR WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, FEEL FREE TO NOTIFY THE PERSON YOU THINK WILL BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND CROSS YOUR FINGERS. BUT MAKE SURE THAT THEY HAVE A CHAIR WITH A NAME ON IT FIRST.

[We now return you to your regularly scheduled program...]