The W.B.R. Mission Statement

"With the utmost of all good intentions and increasingly innovative tactics, we are to serve, firstly and foremostly, the utter well-being of those few most worthy of profit-sharing, without the use of illegal maneuvers, or otherwise governmentally frowned-upon, sleight-of-hand tricks, at least to the best of knowledge of those who may have the power to alter our manner of business conduct or personnel involved. Stockholders as well, possibly, if there's time, our Artists themselves are guaranteed the maximum of pleasure in their dealings with us, and We, as a Company, part of a Corporation, are to appear Blameless in all eventualities, should such ludicrous allegations be proposed on the behalf of anyone, anything, anyplace, etc., God Himself included."

Now where the hell did my son get an idea that having a Mission Statement would actually ad value to his success? Maybe he listened to me more than I thought he did. Oh, the humanity.