A Joke

A well-dressed business man walks into a coffee shop with a bucket of #!#& in one hand, and a shotgun in the other. He orders & drinks a cup of coffee, then throws the &%^& in the air, shoots it, and leaves.

Two days later, he returns & orders another cup of coffee. The shopkeeper says "I don't think so. We're still cleaning up from the last time you were here. What the hell was that all about?!?"

The man replies "I'm training to be a consultant. I show up, drink coffee, shoot the &^*@, then disappear for two days."